Me: I need to plug in my laptop. Ellie, can I please sit in your chair?
Ellie: No, but you may sit on the floor right here.
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"CAROLINE! Do not MOVE! I'm brushing your hair!" (Violently. With a doll brush.)
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"Little ones to him belong, they are weak but He is big."
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Me: What book did your teacher read today?
Ellie: Llama Llama. But llama llama misses mama. But I don't.
Ellie: Llama Llama. But llama llama misses mama. But I don't.
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Ellie: this is my lucky hangnail and my lucky scrape because I got TWO bandaids!
***
"Curious mas fooda?"
Translation: ellie attempting to ask c if she wants food. In Spanish. Obviously.
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Ellie: Are you old?
Me: No, I'm young and beautiful.
Ellie: No, you are OLD and beautiful!
Me: No, I'm young and beautiful.
Ellie: No, you are OLD and beautiful!
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Ellie: HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!
Me: use your inside voice
Ellie: but I'm loud and proud.
Me: use your inside voice
Ellie: but I'm loud and proud.
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Me: Do you think Caroline will like the petting zoo at the buddy walk?
Ellie: Yeah
Me: She might want to pet the little animals
Ellie: Yeah! Like an otter!!!
Ellie: Yeah
Me: She might want to pet the little animals
Ellie: Yeah! Like an otter!!!
***
Regardless of political affiliation, I think a woman being nominated by a major party is a big deal. So I turned on the DNC coverage.
"Ellie, watch, this is important."
"Why?"
"Because it's almost time to pick a new president and our new president might be a girl. So far it's been all boys."
Ellie looks at my phone (live steaming.) "There's a girl. There's a boy."
"Yep but those aren't the girls who might be president."
"Mommy, why is that lady speaking?.... Can we watch something good?"
"Why?"
"Because it's almost time to pick a new president and our new president might be a girl. So far it's been all boys."
Ellie looks at my phone (live steaming.) "There's a girl. There's a boy."
"Yep but those aren't the girls who might be president."
"Mommy, why is that lady speaking?.... Can we watch something good?"
Appreciation for history, right here folks.
***
E: Mommy, can I please have a treat?
Me: Didn't you already have a popsicle AND ice cream?
E: Yeah, so I want ANOTHER treat.
Me: Laugh
E: Do not laugh that I want a treat.
Me: Didn't you already have a popsicle AND ice cream?
E: Yeah, so I want ANOTHER treat.
Me: Laugh
E: Do not laugh that I want a treat.
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